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"The Golden Menu" Sweatshirt for Dog Parents
$29.00
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Finally, the Only Menu That Matters.
Every Dog Parent knows the true currency: belly rubs, treats, and, most importantly, cuddle time. This "Golden Menu" sweatshirt is the hilarious, honest breakdown of what your dog truly demands—and the prices they charge (a steal!). It's not just apparel; it's a badge of honor for those who live life on canine terms.
Designed with a cozy, unisex fit, this sweatshirt is your essential uniform for every activity: from chilly morning park visits and weekend zoomies, to lounging on the couch while supervising the "sniff test."
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Ultimate Dog Parent Gift: The perfect unique gift for any Golden Mom, Dad, or dog enthusiast who appreciates comfort and a good laugh.
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The Wild Paw Durability: We built this to withstand the happy tail wags, the dog park dirt, and countless washes without losing its shape or softness.
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Product Features & Care (The Details that Matter)
| Feature | Customer Benefit |
| Heavy Blend Comfort | Crafted from a durable 50/50 cotton-polyester blend that feels instantly soft and cozy. Perfect for warmth without the weight. |
| Clean Fit | Constructed without side seams and with a snug, elastic ribbed knit collar. Looks better and holds its shape over time. |
| Ethical Sourcing | Made with ethically sourced materials, so you can feel good about what you wear. |
| Unisex Fit | Classic fit designed for everyone, making sizing easy and comfortable. |
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Care Instructions (Built for Dog Life):
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Machine wash cold (max or ).
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Use non-chlorine bleach as needed.
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Tumble dry on low heat.
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Do not iron the print (to protect the Golden Menu!).
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Do not dry clean.
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Size Board
| Â | S | M | L | XL |
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| Width, in | 20.0 | 22.0 | 24.0 | 26.0 |
| Length, in | 27.0 | 28.0 | 29.0 | 30.0 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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